#Funny #SanskariJamesBond #Memes: My name is Bond, #Sanskari #Bond -By Nishikant Dubey

What if James bond turns Sanskari? Here is the collection of best memes on James Bond Nov 2015 release "Spectre". People are amazing when it comes to meme..

Censor BORED.. oopes, Board would make The SanskariJamesBond like this.

Few of the funny Tweets, SMS, Whatsapp Messages are here..

#SanskariJamesBond Dies Another Day and gets reincarnated the next day.
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#SanskariJamesBond would kill adversaries with kapalbhati

SanskariJamesBond Leaves for every mission after taking maa-bappu's ashirwaad.
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No one messes with #SanskariJamesBond because he always carries a 9mm semi automatic Rakhi with him.
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#SanskariJamesBond will wear Dhoti and 'Ram' imprint shawl instead of Black suit.

Nishikant Dubey Listing the upcoming Trailers

Dilwale Trailer | Kajol, Shah Rukh Khan, Varun Dhawan, Kriti Sanon

          

Dilwale is set to release on 18th December 2015.

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Sequel to blockbuster "Ghayal Once Again" Written and directed by Sunny Deol

Set to release worldwide on 15th January 2016

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Bajirao Mastani  Official Teaser Ranveer Singh, Deepika Padukone, Priyanka Chopra

'Bajirao Mastani' releasing in theatres on 18th December, 2015

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FAN - Teaser 2 - Introducing Gaurav | Shah Rukh Khan

   

Release Date: 15 April 2016

Nishikant Dubey Shaandaar review : Shahid Kapoor and Alia Bhatt look great, but this movie is hardly fabulous

Under normal circumstances, you'd think that when three of the four people credited with having written Queen join hands again, the film they'll make will be fun and clever. When they've been entrusted with a big budget and lavish settings, you'd expect a film that's fabulous. Shaandaar proves that these assumptions are wildly off-base. It turns out that the message that prefaced episodes of The X-Files were bang on the money: Trust no one.

Cynics (like yours truly) might have figured from the trailers of Shaandaar that it wouldn't be quite as quirky asQueen, but director Vikas Bahl's new film is a surprise. No one who has seen Queen could have anticipated such a drastic drop in storytelling and directorial skills. After all, Shaandaar is something of a reunion for the Queen team. It has Bahl as director. The story has been written by Bahl and Chaitally Parmar (part of Queen's writing team too), with dialogues by Anvita Dutt, who co-wrote the dialogues for Queen. Yet, Shaandaar is exactly the opposite of its title. It's sloppily written, lazily directed and completely without insight. Trust no one indeed. Read More >>

Drishyam review: It's a high-voltage thriller

Film: Drishyam
Cast: Ajay Devgn, Tabu, Shriya Saran, Ishita Dutta, Kamlesh Sawant
Director: Nishikant Kamat
Rating: 3.5/5

Luck is everything. My good luck in life was to be a really frightened person. I'm fortunate to be a coward, to have a low threshold of fear, because a hero couldn't make a good suspense film. - Alfred Hitchcock

Stunning, gripping, edge-of-the-seat, shocking, engrossing... use any of these adjectives for this Ajay Devgn version of Drishyam, and you are spot on. There is just one caveat: Don't compare it with the original in 2013 which had Mohanlal.

Director Nishikant Kamat's tale of a common man's dilemma, courage and deceit could suffer in comparison with the original by Jeethu Joseph, it is still one film that will reinstate your faith in the suspense genre. If Kahaani was the last memorable mainstream Hindi suspense thriller you watched, then Drishyam will be a grand new entry Read More >>

Listing Gross collection of all movies 2015

Bollywood  Box Office collection in India so far of all hindi movies in 2015. This list is updated until July 29 2015. Movie Costs are estimates containing both Production and Print and Advertising costs. This contains only Net Collections it doesn't include overseas collections. Here is the complete list.

Latest Bollywood Box Office Report 

Movie Name	Box Office Collection	Budget (Cost+ P&A)	Box Office Verdict (Hit Ya Flop)
Bajrangi Bhaijaan(India)	254-255 Crore nett	125 Crore	---
Bajrangi Bhaijaan (Worldwide)	460-465 Crore gross	125 Crore	---
Baahubali (All Lang)	305 Crore Gross	130 Crore	---
Baahubali (Hindi)	50 Crore nett	130 Crore	--
I Love NY	2.5 Crore	15 Crore	Flop
ABCD 2	105.01 Crore	60 Crore	Super Hit
Guddu Rangeela	7.97 Crore	15 Crore	Flop
Second Hand Husband	2.61 Crore	9 Crore	Flop
Jurassic World	77.5 Crore	$150 Million	--
Tanakpur	1.87 crore	9 Crore	Flop
Hamari Adhuri Kahani	30.21 Crore	45 Crore	Flop
Dil Dhadakne Do	74.18 Crore	86 Crore	Flop
Tanu Weds Manu	148.47 crore	40 Crore	Blockbuster
Welcome To Karachi	8 crore	20 Crore	Flop
Piku	78.69 Crore	50 Crore	Hit
Gabbar is Back	85.41  Crore	72 Crore	Hit
Bombay Velvet	23.87 Crore	110 Crore	Disaster
Kuch Kuch Locha Hain	4.12 Crore	16 Crore	Flop
Avengers	75.1 Crore	$250 Million	--
Mr X	19.43 Crore	39 Crore	Flop
Margarita With a Straw	5.44 Crore	--	--
Leela	20.34 Crore	18 Crore	Average
Dharam Sankat Mein	8.15 Crore	16 Crore	Flop
Broken Horses	1.04 Crore	$11 million	Disaster
Fast Furious 7	91.75 Crore	$250 Million	--
Byomkesh Bakshi	22.08 Crore	19 Crore	Average
Hunterr	12 Crore	12 Crore	Average
NH 10	31.3 Crore	21 Crore	Hit
Barkhaa	1.11 Crore	7 Crore	Flop
Dum Laga Ke Haisha	28.89 Crore	13 Crore	Hit
Dilliwali Zaalim Girlfriend	2.73 Crore	12 Crore	Flop
Dirty Politics	7.16 Crore	15 Crore	Flop
Hey Bro	1.06 Crore	--	--
Badmashiyan	0.54 Crore	--	--
Ab Tak Chappan 2	6.61 Crore	--	--
Badlapur	50.04 Crore	26 Crore	Hit
Roy	36.32 Crore	40 Crore	Flop
MSG	9.92 Crore	--	--
Shamitabh	19.13 Crore	45 Crore	Flop
Baby	81.67 Crore	75 Crore	Semi Hit
Khamoshiyan	11.03 Crore	11 Crore	Average
Hawaizaada Collection	3 Crore	25 Crore	Disaster
Dolly Ki Doli Collection	13.04 Crore	25 Crore	-Flop
PK	330.83  Crore	90 Crore	All Time Blockbuster
Tevar	33.96 Crore	60 Crore	Flop
Alone	17.29 Crore	18 Crore	Flop

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• Bajrangi bhaijaan - Facts on Harshaali malhotra 
• Bahubali - Epic Letter to Principal 
• Phantom 1st trailer 

Nishikant Dubey - watching Phantom First trailer

UTV Motion Pictures and Nadiadwala Grandson Entertainment Present Phantom starring Saif Ali Khan and Katrina Kaif and directed by Kabir Khan. The film releases on August 28. 

Phantom is a political thriller set in the volatile climate that exists in South Asia. Constant terror attacks against India have left the Indian people feeling vulnerable and angry. The Indian government and security agencies are helpless as the masterminds of the attacks are out of reach. When an infiltrator with plans to attack India is caught, the Head of India’s security agency and his team take matters into their own hands. The film follows the protagonist Daniyal, whose journey to seek justice takes him to India, Europe, America and the volatile Middle East. Local assets in various countries help Daniyal, including Nawaz Mistry who works for an American security agency. Daniyal and Nawaz are drawn into a battle of wits with a shrewd and ruthless enemy. With the enemy hot on their heels, Daniyal and Nawaz against all odds try and finish the job they had set out to do. Along the way they find out that in a mission like this there is always a price to pay, in this case a very personal price.

'Bajrangi Bhaijaan' Worldwide Box Office Collection: Salman Starrer Becomes 1st Film of 2015 to Earn Rs 300 Crore

There is a reason why Salman Khan is known as the king of the box office. His latest acting and production venture "Bajrangi Bhaijaan" has crossed Rs 300 crore at the worldwide box office.

Salman has eight Rs 100 crore grosser (domestic run), two Rs 200 crore grosser (domestic run) and two Rs 300 crore grosser (worldwide box office).

After "Kick", now "Bajrangi Bhaijaan" has entered the Rs 300 crore club at the worldwide box office. However, "Bajrangi Bhaijaan" earned Rs 300 crore in just nine days, while "Kick" earned the same amount in its lifetime run.

Salman starrer "Bajrangi Bhaijaan" accumulated Rs 217.82 crore in just nine days from the domestic box office, while from the overseas box office the film minted $13 million (83.29 crore).
The worldwide box office collection of "Bajrangi Bhaijaan" now stands at Rs 301.11 crore.

"#BajrangiBhaijaan Overseas Week 1: $ 13 million [₹ 83.29 cr]. FANTABULOUS," trade analyst Taran Adarsh tweeted.

"#BajrangiBhaijaan continues to take GIANT strides. Witnesses MASSIVE jump on Sat. Week 2: Fri 13.15 cr, Sat 20.05 cr. Total: ₹ 217.82 cr," he added.

Directed by Kabir Khan, the film features Kareena Kapoor Khan, Nawazuddin Siddiqui and Harshaali Malhotra in prominent roles. The film was released in more than 5000 screens worldwide on 17 July. 

Salman starrer "Bajrangi Bhaijaan" is not only the first Rs 200 crore grosser Bollywood film in 2015, but also the first film of this year that touched Rs 300 crore mark at the worldwide box office. 

Here is a list of Salman's Rs 100 crore grosser, Rs 200 crore grosser and Rs 300 crore grosser films: 

Rs 100 Crore (India)	Rs 200 Crore (India)	Rs 300 Crore (Worldwide)
Kick	Kick	Kick
Bajrangi Bhaijaan	Bajrangi Bhaijaan	Bajrangi Bhaijaan

Phantom - First Look & Unknown Facts

first look of Phantom 

After spreading the message of cross border peace and humanity, filmmaker Kabir Khan will be dealing with the grim subject of terrorism in his next film 'Phantom'. Featuring Saif Ali Khan and Katrina Kaif in the lead roles, the film has been co produced by UTV and Sajid Nadiadwala. The first look of the film was unveiled on scocial media on Thursday night. The trailer will be out on 25th July. This is the first time that Saif Ali Khan will be working director Kabir Khan while Katrina has worked with the director in 'New York' and 'Ek Tha Tiger'. The posters featuring the two stars are quite dramatic and features Saif and Katrina blinfolded with tri-colour. In the backdrop, Mumbai's iconic Taj Mahal Hotel is seen burning.

4 Countries. 1 Man. A story you wish were true, coming on Aug 28 to a cinema near you. #PhantomTrailer25July pic.twitter.com/yTxWrIiFuY

— UTV Motion Pictures (@utvfilms) July 24, 2015

Releasing Date  -  Coming on Aug 28 
Star Cast -   Katrina Kaif , Saif Ali Khan

Unknown Facts of Movies 

• Saif Ali Khan and Katrina Kaif were cast in leading roles, as secret agents/mercenaries.
•  The film earlier had a working title as Daniyal Khan, before being titlted Phantom. 
• Saif Ali Khan and Katrina Kaif have reportedly learnt Kurdish and Arabic for their roles. 
• Filming began on October 2013 in Beirut, Lebanon.

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More Updates -

• Bajrangi Bhaijaan 
• Facts of little girl Bajrangi Bhaijaan (Harshaali malhotra)
• Manjhi - The Mountain Man 

Nishikant dubey - Dashrath Manjhi Some lesser known facts on the Mountain Man

Using only a hammer and chisel, Dashrath Manjhi, a landless farmer, carved a path through a mountain in the Gehlour Hills, Bihar just so that his village could have easier access to medical facilities. Directed by Ketan Mehta, Manjhi - The Mountain Man, is an upcoming documentary on the life of this man.

Dashrath Manjhi

• The villagers had to travel 70 kilometres to reach to the nearest town to get medical attention

• In the year 1959, Dashrath Manjhi's wife Falguni Devi died from lack of medical care

• In the memory of his wife, he carved the path in the Gehlour hills so that his village could have easier access to medical attention

• He worked day and night for 22 years and broke down the hill

• The path is 360 foot long and 25 foot deep.

• He shortened the distance from 70 kilometres to just one kilometre

• He worked from 1960 to 1982

• For his achievement, Manjhi became popularly known as the 'Mountain Man'

• He died on August 17, 2007 at the age of 73, while suffering from gall bladder cancer

• To honour his achievements, a hospital in his name is also proposed for serving the villagers

• He was called the poor man's Shah Jahan by filmmaker Ketan Mehta who has also made a documentary on his life

• His name was also proposed by the Bihar government for the Padma Shri award in 2006

• When a movie on his life was announced, Manjhi was on his deathbed. He put his thumb impression on an agreement and gave away "exclusive rights" to make a film on his life

• The mountain man was given a state funeral by the Government of Bihar.

Here are 7 Interesting Facts about Bajrangi Bhaijaan's little girl Harshaali Malhotra

Here are 7 Interesting Facts about Bajrangi Bhaijaan's little girl Harshaali Malhotra 

1. Harshaali Malhotra is 6-year-old and already worked in many TV shows and advertisements including Laut Ao Trisha and Qubool Hai.

2. Salman Khan given the  idea of  introducing  Harshaali first in Bajrangi Bhaijaan Trailer.

3. Harshaali was born on 6 June, 2009.

4. Whole Team of Bajrangi Bhaijaan is very fond of cute Harshaalli.

5.  In a recent interview  Kareena Kapoor Khan couldn't stop praising about the little wonder and said, "I think she is going to be the real star of the film because her performance is amazing. 

6. She has also worked in  Jodha Akbar and Savdhaan India.

7. Harshaali was selected out of the 5,000 girls Kabir Khan auditioned for the role of little Munni in Bajrangi Bhaijaan.